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Fall arrived yesterday, and Matt is tired of hearing me say that I absolutely love this season. I love the fall colors on the trees, Halloween, the crisp air, the crunching of leaves underfoot. I posted two pictures that I took last fall during a walk from our apartment to a not-so-near bakery. If you look closely at the second picture, you can see all the colors of the trees in the distance through the fog. THAT is what I love about fall.Yesterday also marked the first day that we used the heater. The thermostat in the bedroom is automatically set to turn on when the room temperature hits 65 degrees. While trying to fall asleep, I heard the hum of the heater kick in…something I hadn’t heard for months. I will have to get used to falling asleep to that again, just like I had to adjust to falling asleep to the whir of our fan during Seattle’s warmer days.
I can also tell when fall is here because the bed sheets are cold when I crawl into bed. I keep a pair of thick socks next to the bed to wear when I fall asleep and when I wake up. Somehow they always get taken off in the middle of the night. Last year, we had a really crisp set of sheets on our bed, and we wondered why we were always shivering when we crawled into bed until we changed the sheets. This year, we have a set of flannel sheets that we will definitely be using all winter.
Matt always falls asleep first, so last night as he was already in a deep sleep, I was still trying to fall asleep. But I had really, really bad gas (thanks to dinner at a Korean tofu restaurant). I kept farting and finally thought, “These are too potent to keep to myself.” I didn’t want to do a Dutch oven to Matt and abruptly interrupt his sleep. Instead, the next time I farted, I slightly lifted up the blanket, which was snug up against Matt’s neck, so that the fumes would come out from under the blanket. That way, it wouldn’t be obvious (like a Dutch oven) that I was trying to wake him up. Immediately, he began coughing and grumbled, “UGH, you stink!!” Beneath the blankets, he kicked me further toward my side of the bed and said, “Face your butt away from me!!” I was cracking up so hard I started to cough. “See, you stink so much that you can’t even breathe!” But he was soon back asleep while I was still snickering to myself. Ahh…I love married life.
Happy autumn!
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Like father, like daughter: I fart a lot in bed, loud but environmentally benign, so I don’t bother to lift up the blanket or even face away from mom. She is such a heavy sleeper that no gas can stir her.
Like mother, like daughter: Mom usually is too proper to fart in bed, but once a while she lets one go, then she would laugh til she curls up in a fetal position while I rant and air out the blanket.
Comment by dad lee 09.24.07 @ 7:36 pmI totally know how Matt feels! I have a very farty husband and it’s one of my pet peeves that he farts inside the blankets..it’s only if it’s doesn’t smell..but my hubby needs to eat more fiber so it definetly stinks up the whole room…he doesn’t see what the big deal is or why it erks me..but it’s so stinky that I can’t sleep! :)
Comment by Suzanne 09.25.07 @ 1:40 pmhahaha. Oh mel…I love how open you are. I normally would put stuff like that in my blog, but in the interview I had last week the guy asked for my blog address….so I’m glad I didn’t!
You really should have put something about farting in your marriage vows. Then Matt couldn’t complain!
Alright, I should get off my duff. You’ll be here in a few minutes.
Comment by Keba 09.25.07 @ 6:07 pmDad is creative to make up stories - I laughed as I was reading your blog and Dad’s comment.
Comment by mom lee 09.25.07 @ 8:11 pmLOL, wait you woke up a sleeping Matt with your farts??
And oh, how I MISS trees that change color. :(
Comment by susan 09.28.07 @ 11:07 pmHi, I found your blog by mistake. I am glad I did as you seem like a wonderful person with great friends and family. You are totally right….words do reach out and are powerful….and for the last 20 mins I have been absorbed in your world and have loved every minute of it. Thank you for that.
Comment by carolyn 09.30.07 @ 3:34 pmLOL, i am cracking up. i love fart stories, they make me happy. =)
Comment by krissy 10.12.07 @ 10:29 amLeave a comment
Hey Mel, I can’t believe you share some of those things in your blog! I kept laughing when I read it. Poor Matt.
Comment by Na 09.24.07 @ 4:38 pmDon’t be pulling any on us when we visit!
Na